I am a huge fan of eyesex. Hello??? Shawn/Hunter? RANDY AND JOHN? Dude, eyesex is a perfected ART in wrestling. It's a kink. It realllllly is.

And ohhhh my god, Shane... I don't think I know anyone else who has the amount of love for Shane that I do. His attack on Orton and Legacy is EPIC. MMMmmmm, Shane-O + kendo stick = *wibble*

And yes, when the drink was tipped, no electronics were harmed. Carpet survived. I am an equal opportunity slasher in many ways, but I will claim bias here, simply because a) you wrote it b) it's JOHN c) it's SHANE and d) IT'S EPIC.