Oh man, like the tights he wore when he appeared against Kurt Angle, years ago. Pardon my capital letters, but OMFG UNF THAT MAN. I was like, "CAN HAS MORE PLS?" Total utter gutter brain. I was so elated and ashamed....and elated. And completely won over as far as the girl-parts were concerned. Then he opened his mouth and talked, and brought all that crazy energy, and my freakin' heart went, "OMG I LOVE YOU, NEW GUY." And that was the story of how I fell stupidly in love with Cena. Then he did the whole Vanilla Ice @ the Hallowe'en party deal, and I was like OKAY, SO I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW. QUIT IT.

And it's just gotten WORSE over the past nine years. So, okay, we don't get the lucha gear full on, but omfg, JUAN CENA? John, you DORK. :-)

/end John!love rant... AND I LOVE YOUR ICON!