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slashburd ([personal profile] slashburd) wrote2010-05-20 07:02 pm
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Pairing Meme - just because I'm bored to death right now!

Ok. So, I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] neonaxelgrease Apparently if you're reading this you have to do it. So do it. I wanna see *pouts*

Fill the ships in before you look at the questions and yes, I am watching you trying to get a sneaky peek so do as you're told!

Six ships you're into right now (I RP most of them and one is something I'd like to get into for epic personal perving reasons. Most folks who tweet with me know which one that is XD)

1. Shawter - duh!
2. Matt Hardy/Triple H
3. Triple H/John Cena
4. AJ Styles/Desmond Wolfe
5. John Cena/Jack Swagger
6. Kevin Nash/Jeff Jarrett (yes, really)

Three ships you liked but don't like anymore (No offence to anyone, they're just over for me)

7. Ted DiBiase/Cody Rhodes
8. Cody Rhodes/Randy Orton
9. Miz/John Cena

Four ships you never liked (Yeah, you can like them. I don't. This is perfectly fine)
10. Randy Orton/Batista
11. Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy
12. Undertaker/Jeff Hardy
13. Shawn Michaels/JBL (Holy mother of FUCK NO!)

Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship (Don't ask)
14. Kane/Chris Jericho
15. Christian/Heath Slater



Why do you dislike 11 so much?
They're brothers. Not BoD brothers, actual blood relatives. Hello?

Who is someone you know that ships 14?
Lovely Jeri and she does it so beautifully its what made the pairing catch my eye

What would be your ideal scenario for 3?
These are some of the most fun RP's I've done that didn't involve a Shawn Michaels and when he did turn up he pissed on this pairing's bonfire hxc! Believe it or not the scenario involves cupcakes, a surprise present and some dropped beer. That's pretty much all I can say about that one *loves on Nef and bb!JC:D*

Which is your favourite moment for 1?
See my icon. Bittersweet but if it had to happen, it had to happen like this. True love is true.

How long have you been following 6?
A few weeks. I didn't know I had a Big Sexy knocking around until a certain JJ in his Lockdown ring gear appeared and stole the big bear's heart. So much love!

What’s with 8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
I never really got them but I did a few pieces that I was asked or inspired to do. I think the whole vagina!Cody issues are what killed most things involving him for me.

You have the power to make one ship inexistent. Choose between 10 or 12.
Twelve, without a moment's hesitation. One of the most shipped pairs for Jeff that makes my stomach curl like a fucking pretzel.

Which ship do you prefer? 2 or 4?
They're two totally different pairs for me. I'd pick two because my twisted heart belongs to the BDSM world and they're my ultimate kink pairing. However, the other two, the repressed God botherer and the mouthy Brit have stolen my TNA heart. Both are awesome and challenging and at the moment drive and torment my brain and my writing so I've love for both but two would just win out.

What interests you about 15?
Christian doesn't get enough ficworld airtime considering he's the Canadian sex. Yes, more than just about any other, even Bret (shoot me rabid fangirls, shoot me) His dynamic with Heath is great viewing and although I can't decide if I love or hate Heath's hair I would like to see CLB's hand wound into it dishing the orders out. See. I said I was kinky XD

Why did you stop liking 7?
Overkill. And ironically their percieved characters work immensely well together. I'd never say never with those two, esp. now Legacy is over. Their day will come again methinks.

Did your waning interest in 9 kill your interest in the show/book/manga/game?
No, didn't harm it at all. Miz and Cena turned out to be the opposite of a puppy - just for Christmas, not for life.

What’s a song that reminds you of 5?
God, that's a tough one as they're so fledgling in my mind at the moment. I'd have to go with something fairly innocuous but I imagine their tastes are totally different. Maybe I'd go for a chart topper like Adam Lambert -For Your Entertainment. Jack secretly has it on his ipod and John dances to it when he's drunk as shit.


No escaping when I start
Once I'm in I own your heart
There's no way you'll ring the alarm
So hold on until it's over

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do?
'Cause it's about to get rough for you
I'm here for you entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
'Ya thought an angel swept ya off your feet
Well I'm about to turn up the heat
I'm here for your entertainment


Bear in mind that in Lava world JC is mainly rapping, semi-heel JC. He'd so pwn Swagger. *dirty thoughts ahoy*

If you could have any two of these pairings on a double date, who would it be?
1 and 6, most of the old school guys I love back together would be an epic retro win and rather hot too <3

Have 2 kissed yet?
2 have kissed, topped, bottomed, switched, bondaged, kinked and just about everything inbetween and beyond. Dom!H and sub!M are ftfw!

Did 4 have a happy ending? Do you think a happy ending is likely?
On screen its unlikely. In my ficworld its also unlikely. Opposites might attract but seldom endure.

What would make you start shipping 14?
Inspiration to do so or to think that I could even compete with what's gone before for them, which frankly I do not.

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, 2 or 6?
I'd say 2. 6 is a union built on a lifetime of friendship so without the sex the love would remain. 2 is a couple of guys who'd given up on getting the lifestyle they wanted in the absolute and now they're together complete each other in ways they'd only dreamed of. The true yin and yang of the BDSM world. For them their kind of love is harder to find so for them I'd want the world <3

You have the power to decide the fate of 10. What's happens to them?
Batista gets crushed to death under Mark Henry and Randy shacks up with Edge till happily ever after.

Which do you dislike the most?
13. Worst canon pairing ever. Horrible, disgusting, stomach turningly awful. Epic amounts of DNFW from me on that one. Horrible. Dear JBL, give Shawn back to Hunter where he belongs and GTFO. Love, lava x

Which of these ships do you love the most?
No question. Number 1. Real love is real and gets love from me. Ironically the other party to my Shawter!love RP's is the person I stole this meme from. All roads do indeed lead, somewhat ironically, to Rome.

fwiw, this was hard, made me think but I enjoyed it. Its not until breaking down the whys and wherefores I suppose I realise some of what makes me tick in this fandom. Meh. I'm still a perve at heart.

Remember, you read, you're tagged, so go do. Now. You'll love it, I promise. Kinda.

[identity profile] 616poisongirl.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
ooohhh awesome meme.....i love the ones like this......I'll definitely have a go :D

[identity profile] xtabula-rasax.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I love how different your whole meme is to mine, this fandom is diverse and plentiful! Even though we don't really share any slash pairings anymore, I'm so glad you did write a few I was into when you did cos otherwise I wouldn't have got to know you and be friends on here, and that would be very bad! :D

Also, your answer to the song one made me laugh so hard hahaha

[identity profile] slashburd.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Its weird really. The first thing I wrote (and still haven't published) was Centon and I was so totally on the side of the storyline led side of the fandom and then my brain exploded. I dabbled in everything until I got jumped by Triple H and now spend most of my writing time inspired by or dealing with him :)

I always feel a bit out of the loop really as I do all kinds of everything but I just write this stuff! I'm glad I got to know a lot of the hxc Candy/Codiasi lot though as there's some really lovely people in the mix including your fine self <3 You never know, our literary paths might cross again one day lol

And I can't see Jack digging hiphop or Cena listening to Lacuna Coil so it had to be some fluffy shizz for them to drink-dance to XD

[identity profile] xtabula-rasax.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You should publish it! I'm not into Centon at all but I do read it if it's by a good writer. It's weird how we all get attracted by totally different pairings/wrestlers.

Oooh yes, you never know, they might! I have just done this meme so maybe you can look and see if there are any of the crazier ones which appeal to you :P

Lol omg does Jack listen to Lacuna Coil?!! I can't imagine that at all!

[identity profile] slashburd.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got no idea if Jack does or not really, it was a band that came up during a discussion about him with a friend in the US - I'd never really come across them before. Apparently he likes rawk music but I don't know how true that is.

I'll stick to my Adam Lambert theories lol

[identity profile] xtabula-rasax.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I remember reading that he's pretty into emo type stuff, not really my cup of tea but still better taste than I expected him to have!

[identity profile] lovewithstands.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You have the power to make one ship inexistent. Choose between 10 or 12.
Twelve, without a moment's hesitation. One of the most shipped pairs for Jeff that makes my stomach curl like a fucking pretzel.

Jeff and undertaker, You don't like them together..
If they were inexistent who would I write about??. lol =D

HBK/HHH =D I love them together too so AT-LEAST we have a few pairings we both agree on. :)

PS. I have Adam Lamberts new album, I really like the sleepwalker song, Love the chorus. My sister likes that song that was co-written by pink, I can't remember the song title off hand right now but I think it's the third song..

[identity profile] slashburd.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never understood Jeff/Taker, total and utter polar oppposites. ironically looking at these memes has let me know that I'm not fond on Jeff being in about 90% of the ships I've seen. I'm so strange lol

And I just bought Adam Lambert's album on Thursday - he's not really heard of over here in the UK but I really liked that song :)

[identity profile] lovewithstands.livejournal.com 2010-05-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well not really, They both like wearing dark kind of clothes lol :)

You mean the sleepwalker song?.I just got it back from my sister so I'll be listening to it later tonight.

[identity profile] reddreams.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you dislike 11 so much?
They're brothers. Not BoD brothers, actual blood relatives. Hello?


HI! ;D

This was a fun meme, thanks for sharing. :)

[identity profile] slashburd.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what I'm like - I can't hide my dislike for Hardycest, I'd be lying if I did, but I know its a major switch flicker for a lot of people - just not me XD

[identity profile] lovewithstands.livejournal.com 2010-05-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"switch flicker"

Haha lol =D

[identity profile] neonaxelgrease.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm Rome, am I? :D

[identity profile] slashburd.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed you are <33 I think there's worse places I could've compared you to XD

[identity profile] neonaxelgrease.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
True. You could have called me Wales.

[identity profile] rowdyjeripiper.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This was a lot of fun! Batista getting crushed under the Kool-Aid Man is ftw too. *giggle*