An early letter to Santa....

[slashburd]

Dear Santa,

I haven't been good this year. I don't do good. It's boring being good. But if you're feeling generous then one of these for Christmas would make me feel significantly more festive.

Yours somewhat insincerely,

Kel x

(p.s. check my new user pic out :D bad pun is a bad pun XD)

Comments

[alex-royale.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS!!

And in regards to the photo, dear Juan...you may be John's Mexican cousin...but there ain't no way that tush is just genetics. I'd know that butt anywhere! JOHN, YOU FOOL NO ONE!

But goddamn, you look cute trying...

[slashburd.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how much I wanted to see that giant peach of an ass clamped to hell and back in some tiny Lucha patterned tights. Of course, I've seen it in my head and it looks awesome but IRL would've been better :)

I bet he does a horrible Speedy Gonzales accent but I'd still dig it. I'm down for the cheesy accents :D

[alex-royale.livejournal.com]

Oh man, like the tights he wore when he appeared against Kurt Angle, years ago. Pardon my capital letters, but OMFG UNF THAT MAN. I was like, "CAN HAS MORE PLS?" Total utter gutter brain. I was so elated and ashamed....and elated. And completely won over as far as the girl-parts were concerned. Then he opened his mouth and talked, and brought all that crazy energy, and my freakin' heart went, "OMG I LOVE YOU, NEW GUY." And that was the story of how I fell stupidly in love with Cena. Then he did the whole Vanilla Ice @ the Hallowe'en party deal, and I was like OKAY, SO I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW. QUIT IT.

And it's just gotten WORSE over the past nine years. So, okay, we don't get the lucha gear full on, but omfg, JUAN CENA? John, you DORK. :-)

/end John!love rant... AND I LOVE YOUR ICON!