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The Rock really needs to GTFO, end of. Nothing about the Rock/Cena 'feud' could ever compare to this.
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Happy Birthday John Cena!!
Apr. 23rd, 2012 11:43 pmNever a better reason for a picspam of my favourite goon, sorry, guy. 35 today :)
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Empty Spaces
Apr. 18th, 2012 12:08 amTitle: Empty Spaces
Author: slashburd
Pairing: CM Punk / John Cena
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash. If that offends, please don't read it!! Only other warning is for some silliness and that this isn't very long. Just something that came spilling out of my brain :)
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: CM Punk / John Cena
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash. If that offends, please don't read it!! Only other warning is for some silliness and that this isn't very long. Just something that came spilling out of my brain :)
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Title: Payback
Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena/Zack Ryder
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, bad language, Zack Ryder in gimmickness
Written as a request for PoisonedSkittles over at ff.net who is simply awesome!
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena/Zack Ryder
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, bad language, Zack Ryder in gimmickness
Written as a request for PoisonedSkittles over at ff.net who is simply awesome!
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Title: Impasse
Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena/CM Punk
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M slashiness, not explicit, some bad language
A/N: First thing I've written in a while so if it's a bit rusty, I apologise in advance. Working my way back to the smuttiness ;)
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena/CM Punk
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M slashiness, not explicit, some bad language
A/N: First thing I've written in a while so if it's a bit rusty, I apologise in advance. Working my way back to the smuttiness ;)
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Punk and Cena, sitting in a tree......
Sep. 5th, 2011 06:51 pmIf these two end up siding together sometime soon Imma piss myself laughing.
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Anyone else feel that Punk's hand was on John's head just a lil too long?
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Anyone else feel that Punk's hand was on John's head just a lil too long?
A Friend In Need
Aug. 15th, 2011 08:41 pmTitle: A Friend In Need
Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena/Kofi Kingston
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Word Count: 8500 - hope you're sitting comfortably!!
Summary: M/M Slash & smut.
Second Clearout fic -
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena/Kofi Kingston
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Word Count: 8500 - hope you're sitting comfortably!!
Summary: M/M Slash & smut.
Second Clearout fic -
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Running Game
Aug. 13th, 2011 12:01 pmTitle: Running Game
Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena / Alex Riley
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, smut, maybe hurt/comforty stuff. Fans of angrier/aggressive!Cena may like this – he's not my usual sugar sweet laugh-a-minute guy here – sorry!! Blame the bunniez!!!
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena / Alex Riley
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, smut, maybe hurt/comforty stuff. Fans of angrier/aggressive!Cena may like this – he's not my usual sugar sweet laugh-a-minute guy here – sorry!! Blame the bunniez!!!
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Oh Punk, you give me the lolz
Jul. 13th, 2011 12:08 amA video of what happened after Raw went off the air, including Punk stripping his t-shirt off, gyrating and then blowing a kiss to John's wife at about 1.18 o_________0 and then getting into a punch up with John's dad at about 7.15. He really was on fire last night :D
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All of my Centon lolzzzzzz..
Jul. 3rd, 2011 05:31 pmOh Randy, why in God's name did they let you get twitter *grin*
Title: I'm Not Always There When You Call (But I'm Always On Time)
Author: slashburd
Pairing: Centon (John Cena/Randy Orton)
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: Written for the lovely![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
candy_belle who has had a bunny shortage lately. Glad to see they're on the way back for the summer but here's the little snippet of Centon fluff as promised <3 Hope you like it :)
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: Centon (John Cena/Randy Orton)
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: Written for the lovely
candy_belle who has had a bunny shortage lately. Glad to see they're on the way back for the summer but here's the little snippet of Centon fluff as promised <3 Hope you like it :) *
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High Hopes
Jun. 6th, 2011 02:32 amFrom Tuesday I'm ducking out for a few days break - I reallllly need one right now - so as a parting gift, here's something I've managed to finish :)
Title: High Hopes
Author: slashburd
Pairing: Centon
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, violence, bad language, hurt/comfort, smut, semi PWPish.
Please forgive any errors – I'm still chugging the painkillers :D
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Title: High Hopes
Author: slashburd
Pairing: Centon
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, violence, bad language, hurt/comfort, smut, semi PWPish.
Please forgive any errors – I'm still chugging the painkillers :D
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Title: Laid Bare
Pairing: John Cena/Wade Barrett
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, bad language, smut
Written for the Spring Prompt 2011 Challenge on ff.net
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Pairing: John Cena/Wade Barrett
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: M/M Slash, bad language, smut
Written for the Spring Prompt 2011 Challenge on ff.net
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Happy Chocolate Day!!
Apr. 24th, 2011 11:50 am
To all who believe, don't believe, don't care, whatever, I hope you have a great day <3
(and yes, I must be deranged to have spent even 5 mins making that in gimp this morning :D)
Happy Birthday John!!
Apr. 23rd, 2011 12:24 pm
Happy Birthday John!!
I know it's not fashionable or trendy to be a fan of this guy. I know that he's almost universally derided by everyone over the age of 13. I know that fandom isn't much kinder to him than the straight up wrestling fans are, but I don't care. He has an infectious smile, more energy in a day than I'll have in a lifetime and a dedication to what he does that I can't fathom when it takes him away from home and his family for so much of the year. He just wants to make people smile and have a good time from the sickest of children to the most cynical guys in the audience.
Yeah, his gimmick is old hat, his jokes aren't always funny, his merch is eyebleeding - the list could go on. Despite all that I'm completely under his spell. I love this guy to pieces and suspect I always will. Have a great one, JC xx
New vids :)
Mar. 31st, 2011 09:48 pmThe fabby Pete Rosenberg always gets the best out of the WWE guys when he interviews them and these are two vids from after the press conference yesterday. Awesome stuff with my two favourite guys = win!!
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Hungry (2/2)
Mar. 23rd, 2011 12:05 amTitle: Hungry
Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena / Josh Mathews
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: No warnings for this one other than John being John!! Inspired by the encouraging comments I got about part 1 which can be read here although this reads okay on it's own too I think!!
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Author: slashburd
Pairing: John Cena / Josh Mathews
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not know of any of this to be true, I don’t know or own these people (but I'd secretly love to!).
Summary: No warnings for this one other than John being John!! Inspired by the encouraging comments I got about part 1 which can be read here although this reads okay on it's own too I think!!
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