Wrestling slash meme!
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slashburdLatest meme on the go - stolen from too many to mention!
Top Twelve Wrestlers & Questions
1. John Cena
2. Triple H
3. Shawn Michaels
4. Colt Cabana
5. Christian
6. Ted Dibiase Jr
7. Kenny Omega
8. Jack Swagger
9. Daniel Bryan
10. Desmond Wolfe
11. AJ Styles
12. Brutus Magnus
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Ted Jr/AJ Styles
Hell no! Nobody writes cross-promotion stuff really, and certainly not those two together!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Colt Cabana
Yeah, I really do. I've said for a long time that he has the whole package. He's funny, extremely talented and despite not being from the airfix JoMo/Chris Masters school of body shape he's well toned, broad set and a real man who still sees the craziness in him fake tanning. I think he's hot, definitely.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Jack Swagger/Brutus Magnus
The world would implode. For realz!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Daniel Bryan
I've written one with him in and I'm not sure I've seen another which surprises me now he's a regular feature on Raw and had such involvement with Miz.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Triple H and Ted Jr
No, not at all. Ted likes the finer side of life. Hunter likes denim, vests and watching Sports Center :D
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Christian/Daniel Bryan or Christian/Desmond Wolfe
Oh now that's a tough one. I kinda like Christian/DBBDB but that's too much nice in one go I think. They'd probably get on really well cos they're quite nerdy types but for the lolz and the hotness I'd pair him off with Des for sure. Their verbal jousting would just be something else. They'd spend one third of their time debating, another third arguing and the rest having make-up sex. Mmmmm :D
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kenny Omega, Hunter/Brutus
Kenny would just go and sit on the edge of the bed and watch them until one or the other stopped what they were doing to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He'd just smile sweetly and ask them some dumbass question or ask if he could join in!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Shawn Michaels/Desmond Wolfe
I want to say this would be smutty but I'm feeling it would be angsty. I'm gonna say that Des, having tried out with WWE and being sidelined for ages in TNA with head injury problems, is pointed in the direction of HBK by Kev Nash, mainly to get some advice on how to deal with your career being ended. I don't think it'd ever be smutty and basically Shawn would end up being a father figure to my (fic)Des who never had a dad around. It'd be kinda sad :(
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? John Cena/Jack Swagger
Yeah, I'd say so. I've written them smutty, again never seen them written by anyone else (rare pair is rare!) so I'd be tempted to fluff them up. Jack is a sweetheart really :)
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kenny Omega/Brutus Magnus
Had you, Ken.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Colt Cabana/John Cena
Oh that would be all kinds of lolz. Colt would get John a bit merry and touch on him a bit, knowing full well that John was into it and into him. He'd slowly convince John that it was okay to kiss him and that what they were doing wasn't wrong. And there would be lots of 'on the sofa after the bar' action that would lead them to the bedroom eventually. *dreamy sigh*
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
As far as I know not many of my friends read het generally but if it was going to be anyone off this list it would probably be him given his real life sitch.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven? AJ Styles
A few do but I see him written most by the awesome![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
neonaxelgrease
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Triple H/Colt Cabana/Christian
Nope. Simple as.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Desmonde Wolfe
"Fucking hell!" (complete with Cockney accent)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Jack Swagger
Don't ask me why but I always think of 18 Wheeler by Pink. Odd, I know.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Cena/Ted Jr/Brutus
Stupidity, comedy, explicit smut and I'm sensing a warning for bukkake may be appropriate too for some reason!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Desmond Wolfe/Trips
"Alright mate. Fancy a fuck?" <<<< only thing that's ever gonna work on Trips unless it's Shawn :D
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? AJ Styles, Hunter/Swagger
He'd say it was wrong in the eyes of the Lord. I guarantee it.
20) How emo is Seven? Kenny Omega
Not at all. Everything to Kenny is laughable. He takes nothing too seriously and wears his hair in pigtails to make Daniel Bryan Danielson laugh the morning after the night before.
That reminds me, why wasn't John Jacob JingleheimerSchmidt on this list :D
Top Twelve Wrestlers & Questions
1. John Cena
2. Triple H
3. Shawn Michaels
4. Colt Cabana
5. Christian
6. Ted Dibiase Jr
7. Kenny Omega
8. Jack Swagger
9. Daniel Bryan
10. Desmond Wolfe
11. AJ Styles
12. Brutus Magnus
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Ted Jr/AJ Styles
Hell no! Nobody writes cross-promotion stuff really, and certainly not those two together!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Colt Cabana
Yeah, I really do. I've said for a long time that he has the whole package. He's funny, extremely talented and despite not being from the airfix JoMo/Chris Masters school of body shape he's well toned, broad set and a real man who still sees the craziness in him fake tanning. I think he's hot, definitely.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Jack Swagger/Brutus Magnus
The world would implode. For realz!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Daniel Bryan
I've written one with him in and I'm not sure I've seen another which surprises me now he's a regular feature on Raw and had such involvement with Miz.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Triple H and Ted Jr
No, not at all. Ted likes the finer side of life. Hunter likes denim, vests and watching Sports Center :D
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Christian/Daniel Bryan or Christian/Desmond Wolfe
Oh now that's a tough one. I kinda like Christian/DBBDB but that's too much nice in one go I think. They'd probably get on really well cos they're quite nerdy types but for the lolz and the hotness I'd pair him off with Des for sure. Their verbal jousting would just be something else. They'd spend one third of their time debating, another third arguing and the rest having make-up sex. Mmmmm :D
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kenny Omega, Hunter/Brutus
Kenny would just go and sit on the edge of the bed and watch them until one or the other stopped what they were doing to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He'd just smile sweetly and ask them some dumbass question or ask if he could join in!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Shawn Michaels/Desmond Wolfe
I want to say this would be smutty but I'm feeling it would be angsty. I'm gonna say that Des, having tried out with WWE and being sidelined for ages in TNA with head injury problems, is pointed in the direction of HBK by Kev Nash, mainly to get some advice on how to deal with your career being ended. I don't think it'd ever be smutty and basically Shawn would end up being a father figure to my (fic)Des who never had a dad around. It'd be kinda sad :(
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? John Cena/Jack Swagger
Yeah, I'd say so. I've written them smutty, again never seen them written by anyone else (rare pair is rare!) so I'd be tempted to fluff them up. Jack is a sweetheart really :)
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kenny Omega/Brutus Magnus
Had you, Ken.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Colt Cabana/John Cena
Oh that would be all kinds of lolz. Colt would get John a bit merry and touch on him a bit, knowing full well that John was into it and into him. He'd slowly convince John that it was okay to kiss him and that what they were doing wasn't wrong. And there would be lots of 'on the sofa after the bar' action that would lead them to the bedroom eventually. *dreamy sigh*
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
As far as I know not many of my friends read het generally but if it was going to be anyone off this list it would probably be him given his real life sitch.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven? AJ Styles
A few do but I see him written most by the awesome
neonaxelgrease14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Triple H/Colt Cabana/Christian
Nope. Simple as.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Desmonde Wolfe
"Fucking hell!" (complete with Cockney accent)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Jack Swagger
Don't ask me why but I always think of 18 Wheeler by Pink. Odd, I know.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Cena/Ted Jr/Brutus
Stupidity, comedy, explicit smut and I'm sensing a warning for bukkake may be appropriate too for some reason!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Desmond Wolfe/Trips
"Alright mate. Fancy a fuck?" <<<< only thing that's ever gonna work on Trips unless it's Shawn :D
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? AJ Styles, Hunter/Swagger
He'd say it was wrong in the eyes of the Lord. I guarantee it.
20) How emo is Seven? Kenny Omega
Not at all. Everything to Kenny is laughable. He takes nothing too seriously and wears his hair in pigtails to make Daniel Bryan Danielson laugh the morning after the night before.
That reminds me, why wasn't John Jacob JingleheimerSchmidt on this list :D
