Yeah, I marked like a mafakka.........

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Finally the Rock came back and everyone was getting with it.
Till he said I was talking trash, but he was never specific.
It was because I wasn’t talking trash Rock, I was talking truth.
You left us hanging high and dry to play a fairy with a tooth?

And then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I’m lame man?
He wore lipstick in Get Shorty and rocked a skirt for the Game Plan.

This Fruity Pebble that you dealing with..
I’m not your average jabroni.
I’m like a big purple pinwheel Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

And you’re electrifying, yes.
But hang with me, that’s just absurd.
See, now you gotta tell your family
That you got schooled by Barney’s turd.

That’s your material, you can have your joke back.
Just don’t go racing to Witch Mountain Rock, because your mountain is Brokeback.

The Rock’s new movie well, it’s nothing like Walking Tall.
He spends the movie in a bowling alley polishing my balls.

The People’s Champ, he’s never with the people.
Rock, your words are see through.
You imitate me every time you leave.
For seven years we couldn’t see you.

And is it Rock or is it Dwayne?
Pick a side, come on son.
If I was you I'd stick with Rock
Because Dwayne ain’t got a John. . . son.

And you’ll see me at Wrestlemania?
Well then I’ll make sure not to miss it.
You ain’t gonna whip my candy ass dude.
I’ll make sure you kiss it.

You’re the Wrestlemania Host Rock.
That’s your role, know it.
You tell these people you love 'em
I’m here every week to show it.

That’s called a first round knockout and now you know that I’m not playing.
Run your mouth all you want dude, it doesn’t matter what you’re saying.


Yeah. It's settled. I love him to death.

Comments

[nic-evan89.livejournal.com]

this...
oh man,i dont know what to say..
john,you never stop amaze me...
what do you think about this?

[candy-belle.livejournal.com]

squeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!!! Oh god I loved this when he was doing it but I was giggling so much I missed half the words - holy hell when they let the muzzel off they really let it off...without saying the actual words!! Yep if I needed confirmation as to why I adore John this was it - I loved this and can't wait to see what he does <3333

[showmescars.livejournal.com]

OMG! This made me laugh hysterically! I saw it on TV last night and that was so good. I miss Cena's "chain gang" moments. I love it when he rapped w/ Punk a couple weeks back but this one was great. I <3 The Rock. He was so great, and I love when the GM's computer went off & he told Michael Cole to sit down & shut up, but I <3 Cena even more.

[zyxmeez.livejournal.com]

I freakin' loved this so much!! <3<3<3<3 It's like everytime I think I can't possibly love this man anymore he does something like this. I love that he got to forget about the PG rating for this. Anyways this whole thing really turned me on.

Oops I think I've said too much, shuting up now. lol

[rowdyjeripiper.livejournal.com]

Lmfaooooo oh mah gawd. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. John can you give us anymore slashy notions? I am sooo amused.