Yeah, I marked like a mafakka.........

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Finally the Rock came back and everyone was getting with it.
Till he said I was talking trash, but he was never specific.
It was because I wasn’t talking trash Rock, I was talking truth.
You left us hanging high and dry to play a fairy with a tooth?

And then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I’m lame man?
He wore lipstick in Get Shorty and rocked a skirt for the Game Plan.

This Fruity Pebble that you dealing with..
I’m not your average jabroni.
I’m like a big purple pinwheel Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

And you’re electrifying, yes.
But hang with me, that’s just absurd.
See, now you gotta tell your family
That you got schooled by Barney’s turd.

That’s your material, you can have your joke back.
Just don’t go racing to Witch Mountain Rock, because your mountain is Brokeback.

The Rock’s new movie well, it’s nothing like Walking Tall.
He spends the movie in a bowling alley polishing my balls.

The People’s Champ, he’s never with the people.
Rock, your words are see through.
You imitate me every time you leave.
For seven years we couldn’t see you.

And is it Rock or is it Dwayne?
Pick a side, come on son.
If I was you I'd stick with Rock
Because Dwayne ain’t got a John. . . son.

And you’ll see me at Wrestlemania?
Well then I’ll make sure not to miss it.
You ain’t gonna whip my candy ass dude.
I’ll make sure you kiss it.

You’re the Wrestlemania Host Rock.
That’s your role, know it.
You tell these people you love 'em
I’m here every week to show it.

That’s called a first round knockout and now you know that I’m not playing.
Run your mouth all you want dude, it doesn’t matter what you’re saying.


Yeah. It's settled. I love him to death.

Comments

[candy-belle.livejournal.com]

ikr?!! I spent half of it squeeling with surprise at what eh was actually saying. The blow me bit was pure genius. Plsu to be honest he didn't actually SAY anything unPG its just the meaning and double meaning behind the words that were NC17 so no one could "tell him off" for saying it - genius <333

Yepyep you are so right he totally answered the Rock's challenge head on and sorry haters - the man did it brilliantly!!!

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There's part of me that secretly hopes that he was shooting some of it. I know that wouldn't be like John, he's far too much of a company guy, but it would be awesome if he got backstage and they all just looked at him like 'What the hell have you just done?' :D

Let's just hope that letting the top guy go a bit edgier gives them a bit more leeway in what they do with promos etc in the future :) I need moar rap!Cena !!!!!!

[candy-belle.livejournal.com]

I woudn't put it past him to slip in a few "unscripted" moments and yeah I would love to have seen them backstage just going "OMG!" it would have been so funny.

I get the feeling the whole PG muzzel is slipping which is not a bad thing. And letting all of them get a little bit edgier is only for the good. and yeah I want more battle rapping John - becasue lets face when he does it...*drool*

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Just the change in the tone of his voice from the cheesy goon to the battle rapper had me shivering :D The one thing I noticed was the little hand motions after he got his chain out - it was right back to his chain gang days *passes out through awesome hotness*

I think I need to fish out my 'down since day one' t-shirt out in time for Mania :)

[candy-belle.livejournal.com]

oh god yes!! the change in his voice is one of the biggest turn ons with him - he goes from goofy to growly in about 2 seconds flat and I'm lost!!! I adore the way his eyes change as well from laughing to scarily hard..all in all its fabulous!!!

hehe yep you need to break that t-shirt out :)